If Starbucks Sold Weed…

“I’ll have a grande vanilla latte and a quarter ounce of the Seattle Strain.”

Merging two of America’s favorite things — coffee and pot — seems like a no-brainer. And even though Starbucks is based out of Washington, where recreational marijuana is legal, the caffeine dealer has yet to expand its inventory to include cannabis-infused products.

But today is 420, marijuana’s international and unofficial holiday, so we’re imagining a world where caffeine and cannabis products could be sold under one green roof.

Pineapple Express and Mango Kush Smoothies


Pike’s Place Purple Haze


The Maui Waui Weedaccino


Shaken Passion Tea Kush-Ade


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